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painting blondexxfunny or notxx?

One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats

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Posted by dombe999 - June 10, 2011 at 11:25 pm

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Painting blonde xxx funny or not xxx?

One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats."

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Posted by dombe999 - June 6, 2011 at 9:13 pm

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The Blonde doing a bit of Painting…funny?

There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he’s at work.

When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what’s going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket. The husband said "I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?" The blonde responds "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said ‘FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!’"

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Posted by dombe999 - May 7, 2011 at 9:15 am

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A blonde painting?

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said "For best results, put on two coats."

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Posted by dombe999 - May 4, 2011 at 2:12 am

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house painter?

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said…FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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Posted by dombe999 - April 20, 2011 at 2:16 pm

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Painting Blonde?

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said….

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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Posted by dombe999 - April 13, 2011 at 1:57 pm

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Painting over cracked paint?

I have painted a room in my house and the paint has cracked I think this is because I applied the second coat too soon is there anything I can do?
Originally there was a very shiny paint on (don’t know what type as previous house owner applied) we put on a coat of white silk emulsion as the original colour was very dark and then two coats of matt emulsion were applied quite quickly afterwards.

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Posted by dombe999 - October 24, 2010 at 9:09 pm

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FAO Painters and Decorators?

I’ve recently replaced the wooden vertical leg of a garage door frame. The area is inclined to get very wet. I’ve applied Cuprinol to the wood. The Dulux Weathershield Undercoat says to apply two coats. I am going to use "self undercoating" Dulux Weathershild Satin on top of the undercoat which says to apply two coats but obvioulsy says undercoat is not a necessity. (I am sceptical about this) I am thinking of applying one coat of undercoat and one of the satin because time is a premium with the bad weather etc. What would you do?

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Posted by dombe999 - September 20, 2010 at 12:21 am

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