painting blondexxfunny or notxx?
One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats
Categories: Decorators surrey Tags: blonde wife, blondes, two coats
Painting blonde xxx funny or not xxx?
One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats."
Categories: Decorators surrey Tags: blonde wife, blondes, two coats
The Blonde doing a bit of Painting…funny?
There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he’s at work.
When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what’s going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket. The husband said "I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?" The blonde responds "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said ‘FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!’"
Categories: Decorators surrey Tags: leather jacket, paint, ski jacket, stupidity, two coats
Painting over cracked paint?
I have painted a room in my house and the paint has cracked I think this is because I applied the second coat too soon is there anything I can do?
Originally there was a very shiny paint on (don’t know what type as previous house owner applied) we put on a coat of white silk emulsion as the original colour was very dark and then two coats of matt emulsion were applied quite quickly afterwards.
Categories: Decorators surrey Tags: emulsion, shiny paint, silk, two coats
FAO Painters and Decorators?
I’ve recently replaced the wooden vertical leg of a garage door frame. The area is inclined to get very wet. I’ve applied Cuprinol to the wood. The Dulux Weathershield Undercoat says to apply two coats. I am going to use "self undercoating" Dulux Weathershild Satin on top of the undercoat which says to apply two coats but obvioulsy says undercoat is not a necessity. (I am sceptical about this) I am thinking of applying one coat of undercoat and one of the satin because time is a premium with the bad weather etc. What would you do?
Categories: Decorators surrey Tags: bad weather, dulux weathershield, garage door, satin, two coats, undercoating
